I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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