the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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