Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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