Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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