chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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