Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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