I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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