id be glad to
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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