she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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