we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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