i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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