Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
