Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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