I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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