I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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