i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just pynch a tree in the face
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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