when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder