Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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