I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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