butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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