it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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