So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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