Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail