It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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