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It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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