So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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