he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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