so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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