Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??