his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
where are you?
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.