did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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