Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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