kristin has been a bad kristin
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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