White coat. Heels.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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