well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
