why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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