please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i out mim tonsoeep
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