Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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