She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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