Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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