This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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