Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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