why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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