Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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