He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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