I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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