whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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