i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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