just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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