Ketchup is God's man juice
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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