YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
