i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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