just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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