just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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