I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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