Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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