How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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