My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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